Motorcycle Blahg

So I know there are tons of motorcyclists out there, and I'm pretty sure most of them aren't stupid. Most wear their protective gear and ride safely, merely using their "bikes" as a means of transportation. This was my view of motorbikers until today. This afternoon, I saw the most retarded motorcyclist ever. He was trying to show off his ugly motorcycle to all the high school girls driving home (creep) by revving his engine and accelerating quickly and all-in-all being an irresponsible citizen/public road patron. Anyway, I was thinking of how this guy was such a dipshit when I finally got back up next to him at a stoplight. At our stop, I noticed something was wrong... he had scrapes all along the right side of his helmet. Not only that, he had a part on the right side of his riding jacket that was all torn up. Can anyone say roadrash? I can. I guarantee that one day that sucker was hot dogging in front of a bunch of underage sleezebags when he spilled and tore himself up. THEN he went and tried showing off AGAIN like he knew what he was doing. The best part is that people like me noticed that he was a stupid asshole and he wasn't really impressing anybody. Please people, if you decide to be a dumbass, be a cool dumbass... one that impresses me. Those are the only dumbasses the people actually like.